Bonus 01
Half-price membership
The first 88 founding members receive Afraid to Fart membership at half price for life — a permanent thank-you for joining at the very beginning.
Father’s Day 2026 workshop replay
Perfect Pooing Personality for Founding Farters Fraternity
Everyone is welcome to watch — for plenty of guilt-free giggling, fatherly appreciation, and a playful celebration of fathers, and the remarkable bodies, habits and holding patterns that shape us. We’ll explore the wisdom of the gut, the social rules around digestion, and the hidden brilliance of the body.
Recorded on Father’s Day 2026 · Lifetime replay · £8.88
The first 88 founding purchases unlock half-price membership and a limited-edition Seven Pooing Personalities poster.
What is it?
A playful online gathering for fathers, bodies and the curious ways life teaches us to hold things together.
In this relaxed 45-minute session we’ll explore:
- How posture and breathing influence bowel movement
- Colon bend points and where things naturally slow down
- The four-stage release reflex that allows the body to let go naturally
- Common bowel behaviour patterns people develop over time
- Simple lifestyle shifts to help the body relax and flow again
Expect insight, laughter, and plenty of “oh my goodness that’s me” moments. No medical lectures. Just human wisdom, humour, and practical understanding.
What, where and when
What
Perfect Pooing Personality for Founding Farters Fraternity
Format
Private YouTube replay, on any screen near you or your dad
Recorded
Father's Day 2026
The surprising part
You’ll probably recognise yourself.
Many people discover something quite funny during this conversation. You might suddenly recognise yourself as:
- The Holder
- The Pusher
- The Clencher
- The Poucher
- The Sprinter
- The Disconnector
- The Fragmenter
Or one of several other toilet personalities. Once you see the pattern, the solution becomes simpler — and surprisingly playful.
What you’ll receive
When you get access you receive:
- The complete 45-minute workshop recorded on Father's Day 2026
- Lifetime replay access to watch anytime
- A downloadable handout explaining the bowel mechanics explored during the session
- A 10% thank-you voucher toward future Afraid to Fart events, workshops or retreats
That could mean:
- £10 off a workshop
- Around £50 off a course
- Up to £150 off a retreat
Atmosphere & attire
This replay is designed to feel:
- Warm
- Curious
- Light-hearted
- Refreshingly honest
Recommended attire: whatever makes you comfortable — slippers, sandals, dressing gown, barbecue apron, favourite socks, or full fatherly finery.
Bring your favourite drink, bring your dad, or simply bring yourself.
Father’s Day bonuses
Two thank-you gifts for the first 88 founding members.
Purchase while the 88 founding places remain and you’ll receive both of these alongside replay access — no extra payment and no upsell at checkout.
Bonus 02
The Seven Pooing Personalities poster
A digital PDF of the poster is yours straight away. When the printed edition is ready, founding members receive the first batch as a numbered limited edition (valued £20–£25). Everyone after that receives the standard edition.
The physical poster is still in production. Digital download is delivered with your purchase confirmation.
Both bonuses are reserved on a first-come basis and disappear once 88 seats are taken.
Who this is for
This workshop is perfect for:
- Fathers
- Sons and daughters
- People with curious guts
- Anyone who has ever wondered why the body sometimes struggles to let go
About your host
Marion Bevington — creator of Afraid to Fart: The Fine Art of Following Through.
After years of personal gut struggles, Marion noticed that many bowel problems are not simply digestive — they’re body habit problems:
- Posture
- Breathing
- Social conditioning
- Lifelong holding patterns
This playful workshop shares insights on how the nervous system, bowel and learned social rules interact — with humour and practical guidance.
How replay access works
Comfortable, anonymous, yours to keep.
- The complete workshop is available as a private YouTube replay
- You remain anonymous and can watch comfortably from home
- You'll receive access instructions after payment
- Replay access is yours to keep
Replay access
Perfect Pooing Personality for Founding Farters Fraternity — £8.88
- 45 minutes of insight, laughter and practical body wisdom
- Private YouTube recording
- Lifetime replay access
- Downloadable handout
- 10% thank-you voucher for future events and retreats
£8.88
You’ll receive replay access instructions after payment. Make sure we have your correct email address.